when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like


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benjiecon daddyluigi


how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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docworthless stop
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my meals in the summer
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am
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youwish--jellyfish departured
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me when i cum 


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saitin nice-wig-janis
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sandandglass bootymacaroni
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